College themed Muffin Pan? Taken. Logo Ice Tray? Too Late. How About a Dog Collar? Nope, Fido is already covered. Oh! What about a Team Jersey Grill Cover? Beaten to the punch.
There’s nothing left! Or is there?
Behold: the team-themed vibrator.
Yes, vibrator.
YEAH WE KNOW!!
The vibe itself ain’t great! It works well, yeah, but it’s a bit loud, and a bit small.
BUT DAMN IS IT CUTE!
So… It’s the same trademarked logo and the same product with a brand-new, fan-specific box!
We are looking to upgrade our product but need to sell the current inventory first – so we have a new look and the new prices!
For the biggest score in the biggest house around…
Have your own private party beating Sparty… The coach won’t be the only one who’ll be trying out a spread offense!
We introduced Sporty out at a time when the world wasn’t ready for us. We were cute, but a bit to saucy for tailgates. We were a vibrator, but not a really good one (hey it’s the truth!). We were team specific, but (because we didn’t want to get sued) not directly tied to the schools that we were marketing to.
So where does that leave us?
With about 2000 vibrators that we need to sell so that we can take a step back and look at the market and decide where we want to go. Heck, the NCAA licenses thongs now – why not a team-themed vibrator??
Who are we?
We are just a few college sports fans who decided to develop and sell Vibrators. Why? We were looking for a product that allowed fans to show their team spirit and we wanted it to be something unique. Something that hadn’t already been done. But it seemed everything that could possibly have a college logo or produced in familiar college colors is already out there.
The SportyVibe™ brand has been developed not only around team colors, but also as a fun, exciting, and energetic company. While hope that you truly enjoy our product(s) -we also hope that our offerings are able to break some of the more traditional thoughts on adult devices.